Okay I’m no prude and I like to think I’m open-minded, but there is no way, ever, my precious parts are coming anywhere near or in this:

I really only disagree with this on the basis there’s no way my dick is going anywhere anything like a remodelled power tool. I only wince at the tragic, yet darkly hilarious accidents that may occur with this product. Like when the lubricant reservoir isn’t filled or when the thing malfunctions and the belts only turn one way. Or when it isn’t properly insulated or earthed when the load doth blows.

Or maybe even then the person not willing to produce the 150 lucre uses a belt sander…

However, I am happy that this product is out. It’s one step closer to the fully functioning sexbot and therefore less competitors out there to be the fastest swimmer, so to speak…

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