Category: sucks

  • Update for July

    Well it’s been a month since my last update and I needed to explain some things as for the lack of updates and what was happening in the background. I have been looking for a new job, since the joy was completely sucked out by a series of vampires management hired to boost morale. Unfortunately,…

  • My Hiatus

    Okay so now I’m a hypocrite. For a long time, I said to people that I wouldn’t do it. But in this terrible and stressful period that has been Xmas and New Years, I’ve become weak. Very Weak. Old habits are the hardest to kill. There’s a woman at my work and she’s trying desperately…

  • Everyday is Exactly the Same

    The elevator I take feels haunted, it makes its actions slowly, to close the doors, to rise or descend. Sometimes it gets stuck. Its as if it is doing this deliberately to build tension inside of me. Like at any given moment, it will drop into freefall, giving me an all-expenses-paid trip to hell.But it…

  • Madam Guillotine’s Scream

    The cunning is gone. The Committee has decided to do away with the unnecessary rabble, thin the numbers and spook the herd into submission. Everyone is silent as Madame Guillotine’s blade drops from it’s poise, screaming as it rides the rail to the stock. Another head rolls, another place nullified by bureaucracy. Three of my…

  • The Magic 8-Ball and Madame Guillotine

    I once asked a Magic 8-Ball™ whether I should shoot up the whole office. It’s reply: ASKAGAINLATER The 8-Ball is wise beyond it’s years and manufacture. Now was not the right time. No-one was in the office. It was late, and everybody but a few spare souls left grinding out the late shift. Terrible news…